Black SplatChristmas Vacation (1989)

"I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight...I want to tell him what a cheap, lying...worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!"

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - Clark asks for a special Christmas present.

Description: Holiday wish of Clark W. Griswold (Chevy Chase) in the yule tide comedy Christmas Vacation (1989).

Clark Griswold loves Chirstmas. He loves to decorate his house with blinking lights, he loves to share his home with visting relatives (well, most of them ) and he loves to get validation from his work place by way of a hefty Chistmas bonus.

But this year, instead of receiving a nice check for a job well done, Clark gets a certificate for the Jelly of the Month club.

Disappointed, Clark says, "If this isn't the biggest bag over the head, punch in the face I ever got. God dammit!" Then Clark really gets mad, and tells everyone in attendance what he would like for Christmas:

“Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?”

Cousin Eddie Johnson (Randy Quiad), the dimwitted mooch of the family takes Clark's angry request seriously and kidnaps Clark's boss (Brian-Doyle Murray) and presents him as Christmas present.

Luckily, the entire fiasco is resolved when Frank's wife, Helen Shirley (Natalie Nogulich) intervenes, criticizes her husband for being such a cheapskate and arranges for Clark to get a decent Christmas bonus to make the holidays merry again.

Earlier, when Cousin Eddie and his wife, Catherine (Miraim Flynn) arrive unexpectedly at the Griswold's home, Clark reluctanly welcomes them inside. Later Clark says, "Can I refill you egg nog. Get you something to eat. Drive you out in the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"

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