Black SplatDolemite (1975)

"You no-business, born-insecure motherFUCKERS!"

Dolemite - Rudy Ray Moore takes out two crooked cops

Description: Rudy Ray Moore as Dolemite delivers bitter words to two crooked cops who illegally planted drugs in his car in the motion picture Dolemite (1975).

Dolemite is the owner of a club called "The Total Experience" until he is framed by Willie Green (D'Urville Martin), a local pimp and a duo of bad cops.

Dolemite is sentenced to twenty years in prison, but with the help of a whorehouse madam named Queen Bee (Lady Reed), he is pardoned on the condition that he help the FBI bring down a corrupt Mayor who is league with Willie Green.

"I'm gonna let 'em know that Dolemite is back on the scene! I'm gonna let 'em know that "Dolemite is my name, and fuckin' up motherfuckers is my game!"

Aided by an army of kung fu-kicking call girls, Dolemite wins his day and his freedom.

Some other colorful Dolemite phrases:

  • "Man, move over and let me pass 'fore I have to be pullin' these Hush Puppies out ch'ure motherfuckin' ass!"
  • "You, guard! I want you to take these cheap motherfuckers and wipe your ass with them!"
  • "He thinks he's bad. He ain't got no class. I'm gonna rap this shotgun up his motherfucking ass." (from "The Human Tornado")

Note: The FOX TV comedy series MADtv (1995-1999) spoofed the Dolemite movies with such entries as "Dolemite in Space"; "Twas the Night Before Dolemite"; "The Son of Dolemite"; and "Son of Dolemite meets Black Belt Jones." which begins with the narrator extolling, "In the nineteen hundred and seventies they used to make the g-o-o-d movies. You remember, the g-o-o-d movies. Now they just make the bad movies because they have forgotten Dolemite. But Dolemite has not forgotten you. Come back Dolemite and make the g-o-o-d movies. Come back. Dolemite is back..."

[Son of Dolemite] "White girls, white girls come gather round. Cause Dolemite is gonna show you how it's going down. Like this brandy, it goes down with ease and so will I when you drop to your knees."

[White Sheriff] "You dirty negro you killed my deputy. I'm gonna come back and I'll kIll your black ass."

[Son of Dolemite] "You come back to my house with an arrest so weak. I'll stick my foot between your pillowy white cheeks."

Dolemite - Movie Poster

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