"Welcome to slavery."
Description: Deadly invitation delivered by Satanico Pandamonium, a vampire in the horror flick From Dusk Till Dawn (1996).
Seth Gecko (George Clooney) and Richard Gecko (Quentin Tarantino) successfully elude the Texas authorities after robbing a bank and commandeer a motor home (with family onboard) and flee across the border with their loot.
Arriving in Mexico, they rendezvous at the 'Titty Twister,' a seedy biker nightspot only to discover that most of the clientele are actually vampires.
Standing in front of the roadside biker bar, vampire Chet Pussy (Cheech Marin), entices the rowdy bikers to sample the clientele:
“Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the ‘Titty Twister’ we’re slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin’ pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy! If we don’t have it, you don’t want it!”
Inside the bar, the crowd goes wild as a female entertainer known as Satanico Pandemonium (Selma Heyak) enters the room. Within a short time one of the dancers hisses, “Dinner is served,” and the vampires in the room attack all of the non-vampire occupants. Satanico then targets Richard Gecko as her next victim.
Trying to protect his brother, Seth accidentally kills Richard with a shot meant for the vampire. Knocking Seth to the floor, Satanico says:
“I'm not gonna drain you completely. You’re gonna turn for me, you’ll be my slave. You’ll live for me. You’ll eat bugs because I order it. Because I don’t think you’re worthy of human blood, you’ll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You’ll be my foot stool. And at my command, you’ll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you’ll be my dog, your new name will be ‘Spot.’ Welcome to slavery.”
Not wanting any part of her plan, Seth replies, “No thanks, I already had a wife” and shoots down a chandelier that impales the evil bloodsucker.
Now trapped inside this bar from hell, our wayward travelers chop, dice, slice, and puree their way through an army of vampires until the sun rises.
|Jacob:||Does anybody know what's going on here?|
|Seth:||I know what's going on. We got a bunch of fucking vampires out there, trying to get in here and suck our fucking blood. And that's it. Plain and simple. I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires," because I don't fucking believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what I saw, is fucking vampires. Now, do we all agree that what we are dealing with is vampires?|
|Seth:||Do you have a cross?|
|Jacob:||In the Winnebago.|
|Seth:||In other words, no.|
|Scott Fuller:||What are you talking about? We got crosses all over the place. All you gotta do is put two sticks together and you got a cross.|
|Sex Machine:||He's right. Peter Cushing does that all the time.|
|Seth:||Okay, I'll buy that.|