Black SplatFood Quotes




Screen Insults - TV Icon "Kiss my grits!"   Alice
Screen Insults - TV Icon "Meathead!"   All in the Family
Movie Icon "She's got a heart like a twelve-minute egg."   Bright Lights, Big City
Movie Icon "Paul, do you think you could buy another frying pan? I get little squeamish about cooking in the one we use to kill people."   Eating Raoul
Movie Icon "I want you to hold it between your knees."   Five Easy Pieces
Movie Icon "He was so crooked, he could eat soup with a corkscrew."   Grifters, The
Movie Icon "Get your big, fat extra-crispy-bucket-of-chicken, two-liter-Pepsi-Cola drinking ass out of bed."   Heart Condition
Movie Icon "Dear Lord, thank you for this Thanksgiving holiday..."   Ice Storm, The
Movie Icon "I could peel you like a pear and God himself would call it justice."   Lion in Winter, The
Movie Icon "FEED me! FEED me!"   Little Shop of Horrors, A
Movie Icon He’ll have you skewed, tattooed and served with an apple in your mouth   Nate and Hayes
Screen Insults - TV Icon "Soup Nazi!"   Seinfeld
Movie Icon "A Census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."   Silence of the Lambs
Movie Icon "Don’t you ‘In a minute, Momma’ me! Get off your fat little ass or I’ll break it for you! I want two soft boiled eggs, white toast, and some of that grape jelly god damn it! And don’t burn the toast!"   Throw Momma from the Train
Movie Icon "I drink to your safe return in English ale. I wish that it were English blood."   Vikings, The
Movie Icon "Are you eating a tomato or is that your nose?"   You Can't Cheat An Honest Man
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