Black SplatLaw Enforcement Quotes (Police, Cops)
   
       
Movie Icon "You guys think you’re above the law. Well, you ain’t above mine."   Above the Law
Movie Icon "Fuck you, and fuck them, and fuck EVERYBODY..."   Bad Boys
Movie Icon "There's No Niggers Allowed in There!"   Beverly-Hills-Cop
Movie Icon "Well, you can kiss my ass!"   Big Score, The
Movie Icon "You can die, or you can die happy."   Black Widow
Movie Icon "You’re the disease...and I’m the cure!"   Cobra
Movie Icon "When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you."   Code of Silence
Movie Icon "Do you know what smoking does to you? It stunts your growth; it yellows your teeth and blackens your lungs. Is that what you want? To be a yellow-toothed midget with lung cancer?"   Cops and Robbersons
Movie Icon "You forgot your fortune cookie. It says, 'You're shit out of luck'."   Dead Pool, The
Movie Icon "You ain't nothing but a chickenshit pussy asshole who lives on the misery and suffering of others. And when it comes for you, you'll be crying like a baby."   Delta Force 2
Movie Icon "Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.”   Demolition Man
Movie Icon "You butcher one more patient, and law or no law—I’ll find you. I’ll put a bullet in the back of your head, and I’ll drop your body in the East River. And I’ll go home—and I’ll sleep sweetly."   Detective Story, The
Movie Icon "You bums forgotten how to kill people?"   Dick Tracy
Movie Icon "'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?”   Dirty Harry
Screen Insults - TV Icon "Now you listen to me, you gutter-mouth punk!"   Dragnet
Movie Icon "No one fucks with the union!"   Eraser
Movie Icon "Música! and make it sweet, goddammit, or I’ll shoot the band!"   Extreme Prejudice
Movie Icon "And then he calls me a jerk."   Fargo
Movie Icon "The soul of a woman is darker than a back alley..."   Fatal Instinct
Movie Icon "If your daddy knew exactly how stupid you were, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey."   Fire Down Below
Movie Icon "I’m your worst fuckin’ nightmare...a nigger with a badge!"   48 HRS.
Movie Icon "I’m gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent—the blood bank."   Hard to Kill
Movie Icon "Get your big, fat extra-crispy-bucket-of-chicken, two-liter-Pepsi-Cola drinking ass out of bed."   Heart Condition
Movie Icon "You don't live with me, you live among the remains of dead people..."   Heat
Movie Icon "You’re so damn smart! You’re smarter than any white man. You’re just going to stay here and show us all. You got such a big head that you could never live with yourself unless you could put us all to shame...."   In the Heat of the Night
Movie Icon "I’ll be thinking about that when I’m pissin’ on your grave."   In the Line of FIre
Movie Icon "Don't ever try to fucking bribe me or I'll have you and Patchett in shit up to your ears."   L.A. Confidential
Movie Icon "Basically, I’m fucked!"   Lethal Weapon
Movie Icon "It’s just been revoked!"   Lethal Weapon 2
Movie Icon "You have the right to remain silent, so shut the fuck up!"   Lethal Weapon 4
Movie Icon "Now, if you’re lucky you can hack through your ankle in five minutes!"   Mad Max
Movie Icon "The only law I know is 'Jack Murphy's law'. It's very simple. Don't 'fuck' with Jack Murphy. Remember that."   Murphy's Law
Movie Icon "I’m Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad. And don‘t ever let me catch you guys in America."   Naked Gun, The
Movie Icon "Now you blow it, you’re going down. You screw up, you’re going to be hung out to dry. You drop the ball, you’re going to be left twisting in the wind. If you embarrass this department, your pants will be dancing with figs. Is that clear?"   National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1
Movie Icon "Dickhead!"   NYPD Blue
Movie Icon "Listen. you snot-nose little shit, I was takin’ shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin’ in your hands and rubbin’ it on your face."   Point Break
Movie Icon "Now you sure you wanna have a fight? Because I’m only gonna use my thumb....My right thumb. The left one’s much too powerful for you."   Presidio, The
Movie Icon "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"   Snakes on a Plane
Movie Icon "Pop quiz, Hotshot. There’s a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?”   Speed
Movie Icon "It’s times like this I think of my father’s last words."   Stone Cold
Movie Icon "Lucky for me this place is soundproof. That way nobody gets to hear me beating the truth out of you."   Tango & Cash
Movie Icon "You want to get Capone? Here’s how you get him. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That’s the Chicago way and that’s how you get Capone."   Untouchables, The
Movie Icon "You're making a mistake."   Witness
Screen Insults - TV Icon Cancer Man   X-Files, The
Screen Insults - TV Icon "Spooky" Mulder   X-Files, The
Screen Insults - TV Icon "A bullet between the eyes would have been preferable to this charade."   X-Files, The
Screen Insults - TV Icon "Pucker up and kiss my ass!"   X-Files, The
Movie Icon "The first time I saw you, I hated your guts. I think I even hated you before I met you. I hated you on TV. I hated you in Vietnam."   Year of the Dragon
 
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