Black SplatSnakes on a Plane (2006)

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

Snakes on a Plane - FBI Agent Nevill Flynn is fed up with snakes

Description: Samuel L. Jackson as Neville Flynn, a black FBI Agent battling a horde of slithering snakes aboard Pacific Air Flight 121 some 30,000 feet above the ocean in the motion picture Snakes on a Plane (2006). The 450 poisonous snakes were placed aboard the plane to kill a witness to a mob murder before he could testify in Los Angeles.

With the death of the plane's pilot who killed by a viper who caused an electrical short, Agent Flynn evaluates the situation, and tells the Rick, the co-pilot, "Hey, hey, hey, we have to figure something out. Rick replies, "All right. Well, I know what I gotta do. We're in a 200-foot aluminum tube and we're 30,000 feet in the air. And any one of those slimy little pieces of shit can trip a circuit or a relay or a hydraulic and this bird goes down faster than a Thai hooker. So my job is to keep LAX informed on how totally screwed we are, and then find some way to keep this mother in the sky another two hours. Figure that out."

Snakes on a Plane - Passenger Screams

As the cargo of snakes continue to slither about in the plane, they begin to bite anyone in their vicinity. As a snakes latches on passenger Bill Leroy (Bill Dallas) he shrieks, “Someone get this fuckin' snake off my ass!” A man bitten on his penis cries, "Aw, fuck! Fucking bitch! Get off my dick! Aw, Fuck! Fuck."

Big Leroy: [bitten on the butt by a snake] My ass... my ass man.
Ken: All right, we have to - we have to suck out the poison.
Troy: Man, I ain't sucking nothing.
Ken: Ok, I'll do it.
Big Leroy: What? Oh, there will be no sucking. Man, Troy, get this guy away from my ass!

In an attempt to kill one of the snakes, a passenger named Ken throws a snake in to a microwave oven, turns it on, and shouts gleefully, "Who's your daddy now, bitch?" Agent Flynn grabs an aerosol can an ignites the spray to use as a flame thrower against the creepy crawlers. And a flight attendant grabs a large ax and begins to whack away.

Snakes on a Plane - Agent Flynn holds a snake

After the snakes kill the pilot, passenger Troy steps up to take control of the aircraft. When an air traffic control officer asks, "Sir, have you got any experience piloting a jet aircraft?" Troy replies, "Oh, yeah. F-15's, F-16's, A-10 Warthogs, I've flown all that shit." The only problem is that Troy has only flown airplanes on a Playstation 2 flight simulator. "It's got an introduction by Chuck Yeager and everything," Troy adds. Despite his real world experience, Troy successfully manages to land the plane Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) as medical teams are on hand to provide anti-venom injections to anyone who needed it.

Before they proceed to land, the passengers take refuge in the upper first class cabins as Agent Flynn Flynn shouts, ""Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! Everybody strap in. I'm about to open some fucking windows!" Then pulling out his gun, he blows holes in the two windows, which causes the plane to depressurize the cabin, sucks out the snakes and lowers the temperature in the plane to incapacitate the remaining snakes who can't handle the cold.

NOTE: When this film ran on television the vulgarity was toned down to read: " Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane!"

Snakes on a Plane - Movie Poster

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